Tuesday, July 05, 2005

The Beginning of the End of the Beginning

I'd like to take this opportunity to immortalize a quote from a friend of mine in the off chance that he ever becomes seriously involved with a lady. Ahem.

"Until I lose some weight, I think I'm going to have to lower my standards".

Comedy gold. You had better hope I die before I propose a toast at your wedding. Or that you lose some weight. But to be honest, I'd think you have better odds on the whole dying thing.

2 Comments:

Blogger Popsmac said...

To any who may know the person in question (me) also knows that the likelier reer chance is that "me" never gets married. And if "me" ever gets married "me" could very easily deny the statement based on the unreiliability of the source, namely "you". Cause anybody that knows "you" also knows that you are a drunken monkey. (by drunken monkey, I of course mean stupid jerk face) so no more shall ever be said on this topic! Including other comments, there are no longer welcome

2:41 PM  
Blogger doogie said...

Bet that you forgot about the photographic evidence I have. Photographic evidence of someone saying something you say? Shut your stupid face, I say.

4:14 PM  

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