There's not that much really...

I wanted to try to start a new thing.

Something obscure and original, like quoting The Simpsons constantly used to be before everyone else started doing it. Something that could be called my thing.

Then I started quoting Emiril all day.

Unfortunately, I quickly found out that there is just not a great wealth of Emiril material to choose from when searching for an applicable quote. I spent much of the day pretending to brush my teeth and hoping someone would ask "What are you doing?" or "How does that imaginary toothpaste taste? Does it make you feel like quoting anyone?" No one ever did.

So anyways, Emiril sucks. Bam.