Rejected names for the Movie Review post...

CineMagic!

Things that have no scent.

You Must Love Must Love Dogs! Or else...

How the west was won and where it got us.

CineBalls!

These could have paid for several new hospitals operating budgets!

You, the reader, made me put on pants. Jerks.

CineConsumerism!

Sticky floors that are not in my apartment.

You suck, but I love you.

Once more into the breach!

Movies are great! Just not these ones.

Cinemasturbate!