What sound does a soul make as it disappears?

A whisper.

Today I created an ad that showed a set of tire treads across a snow covered field.

The caption: "And when there was only one set of tracks, that was when I carried you."

I was selling tires. With Jesus.

A new low...or a new high?

You decide.*

*Just kidding. I know you'll all think it was kick-ass. Heathen bastards.