Thursday, May 18, 2006

Rob forgot how to puke.

So he's standing there outside this bar right?

And he just starts puking.

But he doesn't bend over, or try to divert the flow, or anything.

It just splashes down the front of his jacket, all the while looking straight ahead, eyes open.

We had to run over, shout, "You're doing it wrong!", and tip him over manually.

The creepiest part: As he puked, you could look straight into his eyes.


Bonus: We replaced him with a homeless guy.

Hey!.........wooly bully.

Have you ever been to a bad karaoke bar and heard someone sing a song as though it was the very first time they had ever heard it?

The guy just kept saying "wooly bully" over and over again.

It was great.