Rob forgot how to puke.
So he's standing there outside this bar right?
And he just starts puking.
But he doesn't bend over, or try to divert the flow, or anything.
It just splashes down the front of his jacket, all the while looking straight ahead, eyes open.
We had to run over, shout, "You're doing it wrong!", and tip him over manually.
The creepiest part: As he puked, you could look straight into his eyes.
Eeeeugh....
Bonus: We replaced him with a homeless guy.
And he just starts puking.
But he doesn't bend over, or try to divert the flow, or anything.
It just splashes down the front of his jacket, all the while looking straight ahead, eyes open.
We had to run over, shout, "You're doing it wrong!", and tip him over manually.
The creepiest part: As he puked, you could look straight into his eyes.
Eeeeugh....
Bonus: We replaced him with a homeless guy.
posted by doogie at 2:52 PM
1 Comments:
The saddest part is that I was so drunk I couldn't even make the 7 min. walk home. Instead I took a 1 min. cab ride. Cheapest cab ride ever!
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