Wednesday, June 29, 2011

More hilarious things my wife says.

Upon smelling a fart in the bedroom:

"Did you fart?" asks my wife.

"No" I respond innocently (and accurately!).

She looks around then glares at me.

"Well, it wasn't me," she replies, "I just took a giant shit downstairs".

She is my delicate flower.



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